Smitty, Mom's taking pictures of us again.
I know, Sadie. It happens whenever she doesn't own got anything else to purrattle on virtually on her blog.
It's gotten thus bad, a guy can't fifty-fifty bask his morning time loving cup of pawffee.
I know, Smitty. That's but obviously barbaric.
And, furrankly, naught is sacred.
It's impawssible to fifty-fifty own got assist of your purrsonal hygiene without her snip-snapping away.
And she's but similar Santa Paws. She knows when you've been sleeping.
She knows when you're awake.
You tin forcefulness out fifty-fifty shield your aspect upwards to purrtect your purrivacy, but it doesn't matter.
Yes, I know, Smitty. And thus she posts this materials online as well as shares our purrsonal infurmation alongside the whole world.
And own got y'all read that materials virtually Cambridge Pawnalytica on Facebook? We should guild a purrtest!
I fifty-fifty tried turning on my lasers...thinking I could scare her alongside my she-devil purrsona...but no dice.
And don't y'all abhor it when she gets all up-close as well as purrsonal?
Do y'all mind? I haven't fifty-fifty had a adventure to brush my teeth or comb my whiskers.
And own got y'all noticed, Smitty? You tin forcefulness out run, but y'all can't hide.
I know, Sadie. I wonder if it would assist to bring together the Screen Actors Guild or something similar that.
Pawssibly, nosotros could at to the lowest degree larn about compurrnsation for our concealment time.
Because, to country y'all the truth, I'm but hither for the kitty treats. I didn't sign upwards for the residual of this invasion into my purrivacy.
I intend there's solely ane thing nosotros tin forcefulness out produce virtually this, Sadie. Just plow tail as well as walk away.
Let's pose an terminate to this.